God's Improved Air Services
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1 Corinthians 15:52
52 In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.
53 For this corruptible must put on incorruption, and this mortal must put on immortality.
54 So when this corruptible shall have put on incorruption, and this mortal shall have put on immortality, then shall be brought to pass the saying that is written, Death is swallowed up in victory.
55 O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory?
1 Thessalonians 4:17
17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.
1 Corinthians 9:26
26 I therefore so run, not as uncertainly; so fight I, not as one that beateth the air:
Matthew 13:31-32
31 Another parable put he forth unto them, saying, The kingdom of heaven is like to a grain of mustard seed, which a man took, and sowed in his field:
32 Which indeed is the least of all seeds: but when it is grown, it is the greatest among herbs, and becometh a tree, so that the birds of the air come and lodge in the branches thereof.
Luke 21:28
28 And when these things begin to come to pass, then look up, and lift up your heads; for your redemption draweth nigh.
Did you try to simulate an early rapture by running 3 steps and jumping after having watched the entire series of the Greatest American hero?
Did your last martial arts training session leave you beating nothing but air?
Do the fowls of the air surround the tree in your front yard being not sure if they should take lodging in it?
Then do I have the solution for you!
For just 1 mustard seed of faith
You can be caught up in the air when Jesus returns without wearing red pajamas
That's right - now when you train for martial arts you will actually hit your target instead of just beating the air
No longer will birds be unsure when they want to make a reservation for lodging overnight
Package Comes with:
- A flash card with Luke 21:28 on it
- An empty parachute pack that has a note in it that says, not required
- Extra bird feeders
- And a staff that says, "Nothing but Net"