Then you really need to re-read Genesis Chapters 1 & 2

And After that - for just 1 mustard seed of Faith…

You can believe that God created the heavens and the earth

That's right - you too can just say no to monkeys - And say yes to Man and Woman created in his image

God's evolution services provides both changing of the heart and renewing of the mind - not monkeys turning into man

Package also comes with:

A spare firmament

A ref's whistle to give you dominion over a Foul in the air

One sun-light and one moon-light to rule - (put out by flash-light, look quick or you won't see it)

And a new aquarium large enough to accommodate great whales